So here's a substitute for a real post.
*Once upon a timeHOW I RECEIVED TWO (2) BLACK EYES!!
I was in the Thirsty Trout Bar and Grill a week ago, waiting for a beer, when a big old ugly heifer of a gal came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen."
She said, " I sure do."
I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."
That's when everything started to spin & went black.
*A Fairy Tale begins with "Once upon a time" and a War Story begins with "So, there I was"
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