SweetCheeks, Starbucks And Donuts

Now, I ask you..

Did you have any doubt

when you opened this post

that I was going to be able

to tie all three subjects together?

I'll start by telling you that

MyHero and I

beat our daugther, TPot

(well, we didn't BEAT her-

maybe we should have!!)

No..we beat her as in the

sense of

~made haste~

We beat her to Starbucks.

And we knew

that she had

a tag-along.

Can you guess who that might be?Well, I knew you would figure that out.

It's SweetCheeks..

who takes one look

at the plate

holding three pink, sprinkled

donuts..

and asks

Arhe they all forh me?

Hmmmm...No..

I thought they were for

Papa and me.

Noah- Yoah is jus' foolin' me, Nana.

Thohse arhe forh me...

an' I gonna eat that

pink one furst.

Well, they are ALL pink.

I know that...so...I

gonna eat thaht one furst!Which one?

THAT one, Nana, you silly goose!

Are you SURE you want to eat

all of them, SweetCheeks? Isn't that a

LOT OF DONUTS

for one little girl?

No...Isss ONLY THREE, Nana!

An...they are BABY DONUTS!I takeded my skarff off

to eat them, ohkay?

Oh! No!

Can youh wahtch them forh me, Nana..

cuz I gotta go potty... HEY!
Who eated mhy donuts?
PAAPAA!
I dhin't say youh culd haff one!!!
I only have part of one,
SweetCheeks..
the other part is on your plate.
Wellll...where is the offther
one then?
Nanneee...I see

youh is hiding one

behind youh backk..

an' youh iss NOT funny!

But..thaht is ohkay, Papa..

Youh cahn haff just

that parht!

Nana, I fixted my hairh myselfh

today...I haff on a headbanhd

and two bharettes..

do youh see that?

Yep..

I think youh shuld fixx yourh

hair or sumthin' too..

cuz...it luuks like youh

need to fixx it or sumthin'

Do youh know that, Nana?

Did youh brushh yourh

hair before youh comed here?

(giving me the inspector's stare)

Then...

She is off and walking around..

talking to anyone that will listen..

and to some people

that no one else sees...

Meanwhile..

We are all staring at the one

donut left behind...

thinking about

the one donut

left behind..

Not quite daring to

touch..

the one donut

left behind.Ohkay! Now I ahm gonna

eat the lasst one!Yummm...this is gooohd!!

An' you know whut, Nana?

Nope! What?

I wanna mofve to a differunt house.

What?

I wanna mofve to a differunt house!

What kind of house?

A PINK HOUSE, sillyhead!

A PINK HOUSE?

Yesss!

Can Papa and I come and live

with you?

NOH!

Why not?

Cuz we only gonna haff 2 bedrooms..

One for Mom & Daddy

and one forh us gurhls.

Well, can't we share a room

somewhere too?

Noh..Noh you canhn't.

Well, why not?

Cuz.. no old people

or fatt people is allowded.

Well...you mean we can't come?

Noh...cuz youh is a fatt people

and Papa iss a old people..

and youh haffa to livve in

a old people house.

Well. Thanks. A. Lot!

Yourh welcohme!

*sigh*

(SweetCheeks-eye rolling

and giving us the

stinky eye)

Well, can I at least have

a piece of your donut,

SweetCheeks? Papa asks~

Noh...cuz this iss the

lasst onhe...and

the lasst onhe always

tastes the besst.

an' youh alrheady had

youhr shahre when I

wuz in the baffroom

and Nana wuz supposta

be whatching them forh me!

(evil eye now on Nana)

Oh! Yummm!

This is sssooooo good, Papa.

Iss too bad there iss

no morhe pink

donuts forh youh!

The donuts are gone

but the adventure is

NOT OVER..

Stop back tomorrow..

and I will tell you

about the

Pirates That Invaded Starbucks.

It is a scary, dare-y adventure

and THAT is where the

REAL LAUGHS

come in!