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Patriotic poetry

Who says conservatives can't create great art:

Here's to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that towelheaded scum, may the US blast his ass to kingdom come.

He's a bagless wonder that lives in a cave,
may U.S. Marines piss Jack Daniels on that cocksucker's grave.

Mahmoud being a chickenshit faggot lives off camel
turds with a topping of maggot, Ahmadinejad doesn't think
we have the gusto come and blow off his islamic nuts!

We will eat all his hummus and drink all his tea, and screw every princess in Tehran. We'll cut off his balls and split his bag, then wipe our asses on his Iranian flag.

We will walk in his palace and shit on his floor, and hang Old Glory right over his door. We'll nuke his cities and shit on the streets, and piss on every Iranian Shiite we meet.

We will darken his honor and shorten his joy, and show him the spirit of this American Jew boy. From the Land of the Free and the home of hte brave, we will march into Teharan and shit on his grave

But now America is all done with his crap,
so let's just nuke the fuckers right off of the map.

So here's to Mahmoud that son-of-a-bitch,
may his pecker fall off with the seven year itch.
May they beat on his balls with a big brass hammer,
till his asshole starts whistling The Star-Spangled Banner.

Update: It looks like he plagiarized that last stanza. A helmet tip to commenter Brian.

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